Funny You Should Say That

My car talks too much.

John Cadley

Funny You Should Say That

Would anyone care for a quarantini?

John Cadley

Funny You Should Say That

We hate them, we deny them, we don't believe them—and we can't get enough of them.

John Cadley

Funny You Should Say That

I know what you said. The question is, do you know what you said?

John Cadley

Funny You Should Say That

Time to learn a second language, folks, and I’m not talking about French or Italian.

John Cadley

Funny You Should Say That

It’s the bane of our existence— and the one thing that keeps us from going absolutely, completely nuts.

John Cadley

Funny You Should Say That

If impressing people with your wit, charm, and intelligence is too much trouble, just remember their names.

John Cadley

Funny You Should Say That

What’s for dinner? More than you ever imagined.

John Cadley

Funny You Should Say That

Don’t leave an auto reply that sounds like you’re out of your mind.

John Cadley

Funny You Should Say That

If you think you’re a slow reader, blame it on your fovea.

John Cadley

Funny You Should Say That

Those wonderful idioms that say what they don’t mean.

John Cadley

Funny You Should Say That

Can I have 30 seconds of your time? No? Well, then I’ll just take them.

John Cadley