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Sounds of Silence
A picture may say a thousand words, but silence just goes on and on.
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Sophistry 101
Welcome to the language hall of mirrors.
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Feats of Clay
The mighty have not fallen, but they’ve certainly slipped.
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Just Say It
Give it to ’em straight. Don’t prevaricate. Let me demonstrate.
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Nice Try, AI
Writing is thinking. Writing with artificial intelligence is … thinking artificially?
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The Non-Glossophobes
Want to know who’s not afraid of public speaking? Don’t ask Google.
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Slanguage
Do not use any new word you learn in this column or you will be cheugy. And that’s not good.
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Be a Songwriter!
The world is at 82 million songs and counting. How hard can it be? Not very.
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Boredom Revisited
People who say being bored makes you boring … bore me.
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Word Games
Funny how a simple little diversion can turn into a harrowing existential threat.
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Postmodernism
You don’t know what you know, your reality is not real, and it’s existentially impossible for you to run a red light.
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Voice in a Box
ALEXA! Who wrote the song “Dogs Can Grow Beards All Over”? SIRI! Why do servers give me nine creamers when I ask for one?
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