Funny You Should Say That

A picture may say a thousand words, but silence just goes on and on.

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Funny You Should Say That

Welcome to the language hall of mirrors.

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Funny You Should Say That

The mighty have not fallen, but they’ve certainly slipped.

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Funny You Should Say That

Give it to ’em straight. Don’t prevaricate. Let me demonstrate.

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Funny You Should Say That

Writing is thinking. Writing with artificial intelligence is … thinking artificially?

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Funny You Should Say That

Want to know who’s not afraid of public speaking? Don’t ask Google.

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Funny You Should Say That

Do not use any new word you learn in this column or you will be cheugy. And that’s not good.

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Funny You Should Say That

The world is at 82 million songs and counting. How hard can it be? Not very.

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Funny You Should Say That

People who say being bored makes you boring … bore me.

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Funny You Should Say That

Funny how a simple little diversion can turn into a harrowing existential threat.

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Funny You Should Say That

You don’t know what you know, your reality is not real, and it’s existentially impossible for you to run a red light.

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Funny You Should Say That

ALEXA! Who wrote the song “Dogs Can Grow Beards All Over”? SIRI! Why do servers give me nine creamers when I ask for one?

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